Amarula Coffee Milkshake

Amarula Coffee Milkshake: Amarula, espresso vodka, and coffee ice cream

Warm weather is here! And spring, much like summer, fall, and winter, is a great excuse to drink.

Plus, warmer seasons means it’s time to go out and do things, and if you’ve ever been out on a warm night or gone to the beach, you’ll know that warm seasons are the only acceptable times to be publicly drunk, and if that turns out not to be true then I’ve made a lot of mistakes.

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Chocolate Covered Caramels (2 Ways)

Coffee-Chocolate Covered Molasses Caramels

Only a few days left until New Year’s Eve!

In our previous post I mentioned that I’ve long since run out of money and have been making candy ever since, but I should also mention that I’ve never made candy before. In fact, I’m inexplicably bad at cooking sweet things of any kind – that’s Sarah’s territory. The first batch of caramel I made tasted like gasoline. So did the fourth one.

And that’s exactly why I’m not going to tell you how to make caramel!

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“Oh Thank God” (Low-Carb) Coconut Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie

"Oh Thank God" Chocolate Coconut Peanut Butter Pie

Maybe you’ve climbed mountains. Maybe you’ve gone swimming with sharks. Maybe you’ve prayed to Zeus and ascended above mortality so that even your slightest aggravation manifests in airwaves of heated friction which produce daggers of lightning to strike that bastard you work with, or that ex-boyfriend who never returned your favorite hoodie, or those people who walk too slowly in the mall.

But you’ve done nothing until you’ve made and eaten this pie.

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